I do not like slide whistles (as told by LBB)

photo from HERE

See what those people have in their hands? It's a slide whistle, and I don't know why they aren't screaming in fear.

Slide whistles are very scary.

Today my mommy and I got to go to this special class at the library. I was having lots of fun. I was dancing to "Don't Worry Be Happy." I was singing louder than any of the other kids. I was flirting with the girls. I was waving at everybody.

And then the lady pulled out this metal thing. And she started playing it. It is very scary. She called it a slide whistle. I call it "make me scream my lungs out" whistle. My mommy got me calmed down a bit, but then the lady played it again. Softer this time, she said, since I didn't like it, but it still didn't matter.

I. do. not. like. slide whistles!

So my mommy and I went into the main library and I got calmed enough to go back in. And they started singing this song called "If You're Happy and You Know It". I was having fun again clapping my hands and singing along. Then they all started crying! In the middle of the song, they sang "If you're sad and you know it say BooHoo." I didn't like that either. Mommy tried to calm me down, but I wasn't having any of it. So, we had to leave early.

I had fun until the slide whistle came out. Scary slide whistle.